Dharma Fish Biscuit

by Schroedinger's Cathouse

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An assortment of styles, mostly in the alternative vein.

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released September 9, 2009

Lyrics and Music by J. Ross Goforth and Joseph Scott. All instruments played by the same.

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Track Name: Ballad of the Lost
The others were whispering in the jungle that night
A monster made of smoke gave everyone a fright
Vincent chased a bear while Locke went to the hatch
Kate swam in her underwear – Jin looked for fish to catch
Sayid was keeping to himself - Charle sang a Driveshaft song
Hurley went to raid Dharma shelf while Claire and Aaron tagged along
4 8 15 16 23 and 42
Are the only numbers that applied to me and you
Live together, die alone said our leader Jack
Now we’re Lost forever – and never will go back
Desmond pushed the button to save the whole damn world
But believe me brother. He’d rather be with his girl
Locke took Des’ place – he thought it was destiny
But that went out in a purple flash – they turned the failsafe key
Desmond loves his Penny as much as Sun love Jin
But now we’re jumping ‘round in time because of fuckin’ Ben
4 8 15 16 23 and 42
Are the only numbers that applied to me and you
Live together, die alone said our leader Jack
Now we’re Lost forever – and never will go back
Now Locke is in a coffin and Jack has grown a beard
Sayid is a killer and Hurley’s acting weird
Kate and Aaron are pretending be mom and son
Sun met up with Penny’s dad and got herself a gun
Sawyer’s stuck with Juliette and the freighter kids
Charlie’s deep below the waves, sleeping with some squids
4 8 15 16 23 and 42
Are the only numbers that applied to me and you
Live together, die alone said our leader Jack
Now we’re Lost forever – and never will go back
No one knows how it will end, or where the story goes
It’s just all a mystery that never will be closed
Will we learn about the Black Rock or the Statue with 4 toes?
Will there be a happy ending for our friends Bernard and Rose?
Maybe it doesn’t matter; at least we got to live
On the lost island of the Dharma Initiative
Track Name: Area 51
Flashing lights above the desert
Multi-sonic booms
Cattle found mutilated
Kids abducted from the rooms
Almost everyone has seen
Something in the sky at night
What harm can truthfulness bring?
Don’t we have the right?
Area 51
What secrets do you hide?
Hanger 18
Are there aliens inside?
Whitley Strieber, Betty Hill
Countless other cases
Folks from every walk of life
Have seen alien faces
If the military doesn’t know
Why withhold the facts?
Are they trying to cover up
Their own inhuman acts?
Area 51
What secrets do you hide?
Hanger 18
Are there aliens inside?
What’s Project Aurora?
Flight at hyper speed
What did the shuttle crews see?
Truth is what we need
It’s time to let the public know
We can handle it
Can’t you see we’re getting tired
Of the federal line of shit?
Area 51
What secrets do you hide?
Hanger 18
Are there aliens inside?
Track Name: The Shifters
Hear them moving through the city at night (the Shifters)
On the sidewalk, in the park, and out of sight (the Shifters)
Don’t look back, they’ll run you down
They rule the city streets
If you’re afraid to drive your car
You’ve become a victim of the Shifters
If you dread their clicking sound (the Shifters)
You’re not alone my friend (the Shifters)
There’s no safe haven anywhere
They rule the city streets
If you’re afraid to drive your car
You’ve become a victim of the Shifters
Everyone’s had a run-in with them (the Shifters)
Someone needs to do something (the Shifters)
Bring this menace to an end
They rule the city streets
If you’re afraid to drive your car
You’ve become a victim of the Shifters (the Shifters)
Track Name: Once Upon a Time
Let me tell you a story that started long ago
About a woman I loved and I let go
I lost her in confusion, didn’t know what I had
When I think about her, it makes me feel so sad
Once upon a time, a princess was in love with me
Once upon a time, my life was wild and free
Now I am times prisoner, convicted of the crime
Of letting my joy slip away, once upon a time
I’m the forgotten hero locked in a dungeon deep
Sealed within my own heart, with secrets that I keep
No one would ever know, I was once a shining knight
I’ve been so long in darkness; I think I’ve lost my sight
Once upon a time, a princess was in love with me
Once upon a time, my life was wild and free
Now I am times prisoner, convicted of the crime
Of letting my joy slip away, once upon a time
Do you hold the key to free me from this cell?
Or am I lost forever at the bottom of this well?
Light a lamp to find me somewhere within the gloom
Or I’ll disappear completely in the silence of the tomb
Once upon a time, a princess was in love with me
Once upon a time, my life was wild and free
Now I am times prisoner, convicted of the crime
Of letting my joy slip away, once upon a time
Track Name: Gargoyle
Gargoyle made of stone
Watches while life passes him by
Rain flows down his face like tears
Doesn’t know love or hope or fears
Sees others like him on their hidden perches
Guardians of silent homes and churches
Gargoyle forever alone
Couldn’t change it if he tried
Wants to move, dance, act wild
But knows he’ll be feared and reviled
Alone he stays in moon and sun
Imagine all he could have done
No escape form the rain
Just cold and dark and pain
Gargoyle made of stone
Watches while life passes him by
Rain flows down his face like tears
Doesn’t know love or hope or fears
Sees others like him on their hidden perches
Guardians of silent homes and churches

Spoken:
From on high I watch the crossroads below
Look down on the townsfolk
that wander blithly to and fro
If could leap from my perch
And rend flesh from bone
But alas I am cursed to stay here
Frozen in stone

Stone heart take wing and fly
Break down the walls where you hide
Gargoyle
Gargoyle
Gargoyle
Gargoyle
Track Name: Thirteen Girls
First there was Teresa, as gentle as a kitten
She liked me a little and I was completely smitten
Next up was Ginger, she lived with her mother
I wasn’t her type, so she found herself another
Then there was Ronna, the actress that I wed
She found a new leading man that she wanted instead
Thirteen Girls – each one different
Thirteen Girls – some hell, some heaven sent
Thirteen Girls – And not one of them stuck
Thirteen Girls – A list of my bad luck
Lori was a party girl; we had a one night stand
She only slept with me because I was in a band
Patricia got pregnant and gave birth to my son
Two short years was all it took for our love to be done
Stacy was another girl I had for just a night
We were at a convention and things just worked out right
Thirteen Girls – each one different
Thirteen Girls – some hell, some heaven sent
Thirteen Girls – And not one of them stuck
Thirteen Girls – A list of my bad luck
Lena was a woman who came out of my past
I thought that she was the one, but it just didn’t last
Kelly was a real hot mess, her life a disaster
I'm not sure if she cheated, but I wouldn’t put it past her
Charlotte was a teacher who taught me lots of things
But she was a divorcee with the baggage that it brings
Thirteen Girls – each one different
Thirteen Girls – some hell, some heaven sent
Thirteen Girls – And not one of them stuck
Thirteen Girls – A list of my bad luck
Shannon was on Match.com looking for some fun
When it all got serious, she had to cut and run
Jody was my second wife; I hoped that she would last
But when she tried to change me, our love faded out fast
Allie was my favorite, but her heart was on loan
Her man returned form England, and I was left alone
Thirteen Girls – each one different
Thirteen Girls – some hell, some heaven sent
Thirteen Girls – And not one of them stuck
Thirteen Girls – A list of my bad luck
The thirteenth girl’s a mystery, as yet a future ex
But that’s the way it goes when it comes to love and sex
Thirteen Girls – each one different
Thirteen Girls – some hell, some heaven sent
Thirteen Girls – And not one of them stuck
Thirteen Girls – A list of my bad luck
Track Name: Drone Mentality
Intelligence isn’t welcome here
Such knowledge is dangerous
We must not be figured out
No one is allowed to trust
Go back behind your wall
You have a working brain
We will have to kill you
If you derail our gravy train
We’re the nine to fivers
We have the seniority
The workplace survivors
Crushing creativity
We don’t need your new ideas
We just hate efficiency
Complication’s our life blood
Call it job security
You can’t buck the system
We’ll make your resolve crack
You’ll never know we’re coming
‘Til we stab you in the back
We’re the nine to fivers
We have the seniority
The workplace survivors
Crushing creativity
Go back to your little box
Keep things to yourself
Pick your paycheck up each week
Put your soul upon the shelf
We’re the nine to fivers
We have the seniority
The workplace survivors
Crushing creativity
Track Name: Liz Lemon (ukulele version)
I’m in love with a woman that I know isn’t real
She’s on my favorite TV show, I’ve gotta learn to deal.
Each Thursday night I see her and fall deeper in love
There’s no other woman that I would place above
She’s a goddess in glasses – a fan boy’s living dream
A cool slice on meringue topped with sweet whipped cream
Liz Lemon - Please please please don’t tease
Liz Lemon - Just give me a squeeze
I’m not like the other guys – Dennis and Floyd were fools
They passed up a diamond for lesser valued jewels
You are so much finer than Jena or Cerie
A woman who likes Star Wars – will wonders never cease?
I’d eat pop tarts with you – watch movies every night
But you’re in New York City with a Girly Show to write
Liz Lemon - Please please please don’t tease
Liz Lemon - Just give me a squeeze
I wish I was Kenneth, Tracy, Josh or Jack
Then I could be near you – I’d always have your back
You’d say “I want to go to there.” So there is where I’d be
Oh well, I know it’s just 30 Rock fantasy
Liz Lemon - Please please please don’t tease
Liz Lemon - Just give me a squeeze